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The "Chat" Example for Tumblr....lol
Has anyone ever read the example that tumblr used for the “chat” option. It’s pretty spiteful for no real reason. Actually it seems like it is pretty personal. If you haven’t read it yet, I will explain it to you. It goes like this: Tourist: Do you know how to get to an Olive Garden from here? New Yorker: No, but I can direct you to a real Mutha fuckin Italian restaurant....
Telemarketers make me wonder.
I’m sitting at home watching tv, and the house phone rings. I ignore it for about the fifth time today. I know it is a telemarketer, and like most people I hate telemarketers. They call and call and call, knowing that they will never sell anybody anything. I let it ring, not really thinking about it. But for some reason today I started wondering about telemarketers and realized, they give me...
I looked up the word humorist and this is what I found…Humorist: A humorous writer, performer, or artist. So basically it is anyone that is funny. I think that I want to be a humorist, and I want to save all my funny material on tumblr. (sidebar: what is the purpose of removing the “e” from tumbler) So, this is my blog dedicated to all things funny. Enjoy!